What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:28

Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Et expedita consequatur quam et.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
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Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
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